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Fox News will get you laid

Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn’t expect to get hit on by some dude who she’s interviewing.

Here’s a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don’t reveal to her that you’ve “been reading up on her.” Yes, girls love when you listen to their endless prattling, but at the same time, they don’t like to know that you’ve researched them or have been into them for longer than they’ve been into you. That’s knowledge you don’t want her to have off the bat. Save that little treat for when she walks into your bedroom and sees a mannequin with a blown-up picture of her face pasted onto it with locks of her hair and visual semen stains like the mannequin’s vagina got clear nail polish splashed onto it. The dungeon’s not too far away at that point.

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  • Illuminatus
    July 28, 2009
    #1

    “Fox News is a joke of a news outlet”

    Does this mean you think the other ‘news’ networks are *not* also a joke?

  • fruitio
    July 28, 2009
    #2

    Joke of a news outlet? R U kidding me? That chick is Hawt!!! I think the dude scored points. As for U Illuminatus, I assume that was a rhetorical question. Or something. Whatever.

  • Chuck
    August 26, 2009
    #3

    Joke, at least they cover THE NEWS the “OTHERS” cover what they want!

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