This classy gentleman decides that, hey, it’s a good idea to use one’s head to smash through a windshield. And boy does he do it effectively.

I consider it one of my civic duties to provide you, dear reader, with life lessons. Here’s one: Don’t f with a bald dude who, for fun, headbutts a car windshield until it breaks. Odds are that he wasn’t just taking a break from his daily readings of Dostoevsky to undertake this completely out-of-character venture. In fact, it’s pretty likely that this is the wacky funloving side of this guy’s character. I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that getting into an altercation with this dude would end with you being strung up by your small intestines. Or perhaps with him crying in your arms. Monsters need love too.