Via Basic Instructions comes this comic about learning which kind of monster you’re currently dating.

This comic hits really close to home for me. Like I was dating one girl who had something that people apparently once referred to as “pubic hair”; I’d never seen such a foreign thing since every modern vagina looks like it’s a cornfield burnt to the ground. But I thought she was some sort of Wolfman. Turns out she was just Italian and that she howled at the full moon due to really bad PMS. The reason why she fed dogs was never quite answered to my satisfaction.