I don’t really do enough here for my vocal female readers, so this seems like a good time to do so. Meet the Kush, a product for your breastial comfort.

I have a very similar product that will provide the same level of comfort, but with a more human touch. It’ll also spray a delicious, tangy yogurt onto you…perfect for a midnight snack or for moisturizing your skin with. It’ll also apologize profusely for spraying too quickly, then go to get you a towel so long as it didn’t fall asleep immediately after spraying you. Who knew that I needed to patent this?

Finally, this is a big win for flat-chested girls. They simply don’t need a product like this. On the downside though, God continues to hate them. So it’s a trade-off.