I don’t own a sports franchise or for that matter have anything for which there is an audience, yet for some reason I want this Nike t-shirt gun.

First off, remember the gun in this ad?

Yeah, well, that’s the gun they’re selling. Unfortunately, the guns are limited edition models with each one numbered and engraved with the signature of a Nike athlete and despite the $1,500 price tag, they are all sold out. Guess I will just have to go back to throwing balled up t-shirts at my kids and pretending they are fans in the stands at The United Center.

(Sources: Nike | Doobybrain | Likecool | DVICE)