Finally there’s photographic proof of a fact we all knew a long time ago…Kermit the Frog is a gay whore.

So here’s what I didn’t get about the Muppets, particularly the Muppet Babies. Kermit’s a frog, right. Fozzy’s a bear. Miss Piggy is a giraffe, I assume. So what the f are Gonzo and Animal? And weren’t Skeeter and Scooter human? What kind of irresponsible parent lets their child live with a bunch of talking animals who may or may not have fantastical adventures? Even if they’re orphans, it’d take a pretty irresponsible caretaker to say, “Hey, this is totally okay.” You might as well just light the kids on fire and hope for the best.

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