Kermit is a dirty slut

Finally there’s photographic proof of a fact we all knew a long time ago…Kermit the Frog is a gay whore.

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So here’s what I didn’t get about the Muppets, particularly the Muppet Babies. Kermit’s a frog, right. Fozzy’s a bear. Miss Piggy is a giraffe, I assume. So what the f are Gonzo and Animal? And weren’t Skeeter and Scooter human? What kind of irresponsible parent lets their child live with a bunch of talking animals who may or may not have fantastical adventures? Even if they’re orphans, it’d take a pretty irresponsible caretaker to say, “Hey, this is totally okay.” You might as well just light the kids on fire and hope for the best.

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Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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