I saw this on WWTDD yesterday and then was thinking, man, I’ve really stopped posting hot chicks. And who’s universally respected as one of the main sexual icons? Madonna. Meow meow sexy lady.

This has to be some sort of photo trick right? Like when a pencil looks bent or an Indian gets his soul stolen? I mean look, Madonna’s a muscular beast who could reasonably make a segueway to Mixed Martial Arts or one of those Strongman Competitions with little to no effort. But nobody can really look like this in real life and think it’s okay…it’s horrifying. Old ladies get veiny and crap, presumably because your veins swell up with your now-useless ovaries, but shouldn’t this be like one of the biggest tragedies ever that a woman who was the definition of sex (I think, I was like an infant when she was really hitting) is now THIS?

Point being, that’s why I created a time machine and went back to introduce Marilyn Monroe to sleeping pills and should be thanked accordingly. I did it for you guys. And to jerk off onto a sleeping Marilyn Monroe. But really, for you.