So my question here is….

What the hell are you thinking?

Most of these celebrity golfers are hacks….I mean, I wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near a Charles Barkley golf swing.

So why are you standing at a par 3 not paying attention?

Sally Capehart learned first hand the dangers of attending a celebrity golf tournament. She was watching the tourney from about 10 yards left of the par-3, 17th green bordering Lake Tahoe on Sunday when the tee shot of Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub hit her square on top of her head.

Sally, you’re a moron…you have nobody to blame but yourself….

In the meantime, I’m going to look at pics of Heather Locklear from this weekend’s tournament. I think she was smart enough to sit a bit farther away