It’s hard to tell who’s the bigger dick in this scenario: The loud-mouthed drunk American girl or the assholeish Mexican dude who knocks her on the floor.
Drunk girls are generally pretty insufferable. It’s either hostility/cuntiness, a series of “Woo’s” with arms extended, or vomiting onto something. Granted, you can usually f them through most of these scenarios, which helps make them more palatable, but I’m not quite ready to say that makes her the victim. But at the same time, the Mexican guy was provoked by the beer tossing and Mexican guys often provide me with food deliveries and, um, wispy moustaches. Decisions!
Unrelated, is that the most amazing mullet ever on the dude who comes over to the Mexican guy after the girl gets knocked down or am I just imagining things? I also love how he leisurely saunters over since he clearly has no intention of defending the girls’s honor but clearly he has to try to act tough in the hopes of getting into the drunken bikini bottom of one of the whores. “Hey BRO, that’s not cool. *Mexican dude gets angry again* Hey. Hey. Oh, you’re holding him back…cool…YEAH YOU’RE A DICK BRO.”
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July 15, 2009
#1
again, french dudes in action, not mexicans.
As the famous ‘”Ta Mere” at the beginning indicates, these are french douchebags. no doubt.
July 15, 2009
#2
while not something I agree with, I do think that women need to realize that not everyone subscribes to the “don’t hit women” idea. Some women seem to think they can act completely outrageous and they are automatically protected when some people just don’t care. You never know who is going to be on the other side.. they could have a knife or gun or some shit.
again, i don’t condone what happened but hope she also learned her lesson that sometimes running your mouth and escalating the way she did is not that smart.
July 15, 2009
#3
Textpadder – First I’m bashing the French too much, now I’m not bashing them enough. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
(didn’t listen to the audio when writing the post, then was too lazy to insert French jokes in place of Mexican ones)
Blah – That’s got to be 70% of why guys needlessly get into fights. Girl runs her mouth, guy goes, “Ah fuck I have to defend this bitch now,” then ends up fighting some other guy who probably should have just kicked the girl in the vag in the first place.
July 15, 2009
#4
Chris, from Lithuanians to Mexicans, give french morons justice, please that’s all i ask. And I made my mind already, go wildly after the french, we (yes I am one) have our load of douchebaggery to offer to the world to see, not quite as much as in New Jersey I agree, but our ruler, Mr Sarkozy, has also a PhD in this behavioral field.
Plus, it could make a nice counterintuitive move since Obama is on duty.
think about it.
On another subject I noticed you spawned your soon to be famous vampires at a Queen gig joke on twitter at the same time I was stating there is still people afraid of vampires in North Berkeley as demonstrated by this picture’s background http://flic.kr/p/6ETnq3/ , but pro-military vampires apparently.
it’s late here I have to go home now, so have a nice day!
Sam