Other than getting shoved off his bike, it seems like this Swedish dude had the best day ever, getting stripped and “molested sexually” by a group of young tattooed women.

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

“The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.

The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms.

“It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,” Haaster told Aftonbladet.

Perhaps this is just aggressive viral marketing by the Suicide Girls or Daisy from Daisy of Love (pictured above, illustrating her demure personality). If so, it’s about damn time. All these viral marketing attempts involve some asshole coyly promoting a product but don’t feature nearly enough attempts at stripping me down and/or jerking me off. I’d be all about that. Unless it was those All About the Roosevelts dudes. Something tells me they’re not the most tender lovers.

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