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Due to the recession, people are turning to the one natural resource they have…sperm/egg donation. Unfortunately, people are retards.

Before the recession, Carol Miller-Woods, donor coordinator at North Hudson IVF in Englewood Cliffs, N.J., got about eight calls a week from potential egg donors. Now she gets that many daily.

She also has gotten calls from at least 100 men inquiring about donating their “eggs.”

“Times are that tough, I guess,” she says.

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