Check out these Russian dudes and how they do fancy tricks with their vodka shots. Never has the lead up to a Communist DUI been so visually impressive.

That’s a pretty impressive skill but there’s something unflinchingly homoerotic about throwing a liquid into your friend’s open mouth, followed by him squinting his eyes and choking the liquid down. Not to say these guys are gay or anything, but I’m pretty sure I could pick up any dude from the Chelsea area of NYC and have him do the same thing. Plus he’d probably be able to gargle and do ventriloquism after catching it. Our gays are the most talented in the world, at more than just rimjobs. I think that’s part of the brochures they give out to New York tourists upon arrival. And with good reason.