Though this story is about vaginas, I’m pretty sure you can file this one under creepy instead of sexy. Russian Tatiata Kozhevnikova set the world record in vaginal strength by holding a ball that’s 14 kilos (about 31 pounds) in weight. Yikes.

A couch made from the molding of Kozhevnikova’s vagina (not really)

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

I don’t know that I’d see a lot of benefit in an overly strong vagina. I’d hate to get stuck in there like it was a bear trap. Plus if her cooch started to look like Hulk Hogan, I can’t imagine that’d be a huge turn-on.

My girlfriend’s vagina isn’t very strong, but it’s pretty flexible and well-trained for cardio. At least, I assume it is based upon the number of times I’ve walked in on a team of black guys banging her. It’s totally okay though, since it’s part of her workouts.

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