This baby is a rapist

I don’t trust babies; every time I meet one and introduce myself, they rarely seem to remember me the second time I run into them. Here’s further reason why…watch this baby attempt to pull down this chick’s halter top time and time again (might be NSFW at a couple parts).

Now sure, I’m interested in seeing the fruits of this baby’s labor…what kind of man would I be if I didn’t want to see a woman stripped and shamed…but this is inappropriate behavior. Mostly because it’s totally okay if this baby does it but God forbid I hire a midget to dress up in a onesie and do it for a DVD series called “Babies Get The Goods.” Then I’m the creep. This is why we’re in a recession, folks.

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Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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