This poor little bear

I’m not entirely sure why I expect better from a country with tentacle porn and women in bride costumes being crap on while they giggle, but this might be the meanest thing Japan has done. Look at this poor little bear who’s terrified of tigers being forced into a cage with them.

That is so adorable and so mean at the same time. This bear is doing pratfalls like Dick Van Dyke (skip to :40), but it’s doing it out of sheer horror. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as some sort of animal torture, assuming that horror in the eyes of a once-majestic animal can be considered cruel. I don’t think it’s so awful to suggest that perhaps at some point, this bear grows up and rips this woman and half and eats her innards like Winnie the Pooh scooping out a honey pot. Then again, maybe he’s not capable of such bearlike violence. Based upon the evidence in this video, he’d probably go to eat the trainer, then slip on a banana peel while a sad trumpet plays. Poor bear.

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6 comments
  1. ITSB says:

    I think they’re korean…

  2. Chris says:

    I think you’re Korean. Take THAT.

  3. CFC says:

    It’s true, is a Korean video.

  4. Guy Redman says:

    That’s a very disturbing clip.
    If that’s how they treat animals I can only imagine how they treat each other.
    I hope that bear grows up and tears each and everyone one of those jerks a new asshole.

  5. rphinks says:

    It’s obviously some kind of therapy. What reason would a bear cub have to be afraid of a lion cub or a smaller monkey? They must be trying to get it accustomed to people since it is a zoo.

  6. kipper says:

    Thats funny as shyt though i lmao on it some but it was still kind mean an all !! maybe rphinks has a point as i was thinking it might be therapy for it if it is going to be in a zoo it needs to know what the souroundings are an whats there an dont mean it any harm possibly ??? Hard to tell but i’ll stick with my gut on that part “Therapy” !!

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