What Michael Jackson will look like

Ebony Magazine in 1985 released composite photos of what certain celebrities will look like in the FUTUREEEEEE, the year 2000. Here’s their take on Michael Jackson.

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Man, being an artist is some kind of racket. I’m not saying that you needed to be able to be a soothsayer and know that Michael Jackson was going to bleach his skin and get tons more work done and end up looking like a sexy Skeletor, but this is lacking in effort a bit. I could age people in the same manner too, just drawing a fake mustache and frown lines on it. I already do the same thing when I do my yearly “What if so and so were Mexican” illustrations. Though they look suspiciously more like they were done in MS Paint with poorly done images of sombreros and tequila cut and pasted in. It’s art, man, it’s subjective.

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4 comments
  1. Sarah says:

    Is it me, or did they predict Michael Jackson to morph into Billy Dee Williams?

  2. WhyOhWhy says:

    For the record, Michael DID NOT bleach his skin. Its called Vitiligo…look it up a**hole.

  3. val says:

    thats funny, your dumb, and she was wrong. he had vitiligo..he didn't bleach his skin. your a horrible blogger, you don't even know the correct stuff.?!

  4. lydia says:

    hey michael is the best he didont bleach his skin u idot

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