Everyone wants to have their silly viral video on the frontpage of Break.com or whatever but, sometimes, the best (read: briefly thought-out) laid plans turn south. Like pretending to get hit by a car.

Most people don’t know that windshields are so fragile, but they really are sometimes. I learned this firsthand when I tried to make a similar video. Well, I guess it wasn’t totally similar since I was just drunkenly mowing down pedestrians like it was Grand Theft Auto. And I guess it wasn’t really “planned” since the “video” came from the parents who were filming the birthday party. Let it never be said that Chris the Clown, while volatile, doesn’t put on one hell of a show.