Via Pictures for Sad Children comes this comic about the efforts of the workers at Target.

I’m not sure if I ever told this story on here, but I once committed a heinous robbery at Sesame Place, the Sesame Street-themed amusement park. I stormed into the the merchandise store guns ablazing and stole the most priceless object I could find in the form of an Oscar the Grouch pocket pencil sharpener. I was the baddest 3 year-old gangster you’ve ever seen. Other than the part where I cried when I got back to the hotel room with my parents because I stole something and thought I was going to go to Hell. Man have my standards for eternal damnation changed since then.