To tell you the truth, I don’t actually care about the WSOP or even professional poker in general. I mean, I’d care if say, I was in it and was a millionaire.

I care more about chicks who decide that it’d be cool to undress and walk around in their bikinis.

That’d make poker more exciting….

But since people come to this site for faux sports information, I guess I can pass this info along

Phil Ivey, a seven-time gold bracelet winner at the series who is widely considered the best poker player alive today, survived to move on even though he ended up with fewer chips than he started with after the nearly eight-hour session.