Archive for August 2009
The After Party: ExercisesMAMMARIES MONDAY
The Smart Mop will get you through the recession
Hot babe in a bikini, something, something…
I Want: Bacon Oakleys
The Show: Sultry and sexy
Quote of the Day
Ciara’s pants are falling down
A moment with Marisa Matthews
Megan Fox in her underwear never gets old
EMOTIONAL RICH RODRIGUEZ CRIES DURING PRESS CONFERENCE
Interlude: They hate him too
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF-CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
Lucy Pinder’s Premier League Strip video
The baddest Guido around
The Pre-Party: Straight to the head
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ISLA FISHER
Geri Halliwell can still work a bikini
ASHLEY FROM ENTOURAGE IS GROSS
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Katie Fey has one heck of a poker face
THE UM FOOTBALL SCANDAL?
VICTORIA BECKHAM WANTS TO BE A CHEERLEADER; I WONDER WHY
Contest Time! Win a great prize!!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 08.29.09
Krystal, Joanna & Sarita, oh my!!
Rhino can't get it up for his lover
I Want: An AromaSteam Capsule
The Show: Role modeling
Quote of the Day
Get to know Severina Vučković, real well…
Prostitution can be confusing
A moment with Vikki Blows
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Whoa… who is Veronica Taylor?
Interlude: Now go stand in the corner
Black Devil Doll is the definitive film of the black puppet movement
Sex analysis in graph form
The Pre-Party: Snipped
Aneta Apostolopoulou has a long name, hot body
The most evil microwave you've ever seen
JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?
A moment with Carin Ashley
Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking
WHO SHOULD BE THE SPARTANS STARTING QUARTERBACK
Today’s Time Waster: Monkey Cliffdiving
JUMPING OFF THE GM BUILDING?
The After Party: Passport
UK boobie babes are doing their calendars again!!
I Want: Glow in the dark toilet paper
In your face, flatware
Quote of the Day
The Show: Tool time
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-BILLY GILLISPIE MUG SHOT
Myriam Abreu is attractive, wears bikinis
This is probably the worst party ever
A moment with Olivia Wilde
Mandy Capristo is Germany’s sexiest woman
BAD TRADE: CIBULKOVA FOR BRIANTI
Interlude: Good luck with that…
No breakfast = more sex at a younger age
Flashback: PRIDE Fighting Championships
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CHRISTINA STEFANIDI
The Pre-Party: Threatening
Jamie Chung needs another movie role
How to relax before sex with someone new
A moment with Joyce and Debra Glenn
Sexy Olympian Leryn Franco knows her bikinis
HOW LONG SHOULD FANTASY DRAFTS LAST?
Today’s Time Waster: The Big Hit
JIM HARBAUGH LIKES HIS BATHROOMS
The After Party: Famous
Catherine Fulop is one hot 44 year-old Venezuelan
South Korea teaches immigrants important lessons
I Want: A gold and diamond iPhone
Quote of the Day
The Show: Out
Melrose Place has some hot babes on it
A moment with Alicia Sacramone
The daughter from Taken runs like a tard
Looks like there is more of Carmen Electra to love
Interlude: Again?
Are you ready for the next Couture?
Man blows a .393 on his DWI
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH AMANDA PFLUGRAD
The Pre-Party: Countdown
Megan Fox will not make a sex tape with you
Mila Kunis, because she’s awesome
HELL OF A WAY TO HONOR COREY SMITH
A moment with Michelle Wild
Who the hell is Débora Preza?
IS LOU HOLTZ CRAZY?
A REASONABLY AWESOME SOCCER TACKLE
Today’s Time Waster: Mario Hardcore
The After Party: Flash!
ODDS, NFL STYLE
EVENING DELIGHT WITH RACHEL BILSON
Triana Iglesias makes me wish I was a snake
Steven Seagal: Cop in real life
I Want: A Frankie Flood pizza cutter
Quote of the Day
The Show: Over 50
Introducing Sara Alexio…
Cop in trouble for giving Pop-Tarts to gorillas
A moment with Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez
The gayest video on the Internet?
Isabeli Fontana is a pretty good model
Interlude: Ruh roh…
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-PHILIP RIVERS
Robots are about to take over
Introductions
The Pre-Party: Jolt
I approve of Jesus's marketing campaign
Ashlee Simpson is drunk, cleavagey
A moment with Krystle Lina
Alex Breckenridge is one hot voice actress
WILL THE TIGERS WIN THE DIVISION?
Today’s Time Waster: The Chuck Norris Game
FINDING HUMOR IN THE MICHAEL BEASLEY SITUATION
The After Party: Hot stuff
Luciana Bertolini is Miss World Brazil 2009
Quoting Seinfeld? That's a firin'
I Want: A Street Fighter keychain
Quote of the Day
The Show: Scrum-tious
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-BEC CARTWRIGHT
Jennifer Hawkins should wear a bikini more often
Woman versus lawnmower in a fight to the death
"YOU’LL END UP LIKE PLAXICO, SHOOTING YOURSELF
A moment with Andrea Parker
Sisters rule
Interlude: Maybe they wanted a piece too
I like my crimes to have a tinge of irony
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DIANE KRUGER
Fastest knockout in MMA history
The Pre-Party: Crappy
Don't you hate…
Chimps love magic
Ashley Roberts is a hot Pussycat Doll… who knew?
HOW HOT IS MISS UNIVERSE?
A moment with Noemi Letizia
Iva Domingues is the Portuguese Lara Croft
10 REASONS YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE SOLHEIM CUP
Today’s Time Waster: Average Joe’s Gym Dodgeball
UNASSISTED TRIPLE PLAY ENDS GAME
Contest! Win a great prize!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 08.22.09
Denisse Padilla is all kinds of sexy
I Want: A Phantom Bar
Aimee my dear, you have lost at life
The Show: Nice sunset
Quote of the Day
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH HOT COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS
Miranda Kerr in a bikini… again…
A moment with Leigh Lingham
Being naked and violent isn't good for flying
Amber Rose is topless, thongy
Interlude: Say it ain’t so…
Get the Girl Naked: Best game show ever
The Los Angeles Kings Ice Crew is nice
The Pre-Party: Oh my
An intricate plan
Padma Lakshmi with some serious sideboob
The Pokemon Card Game Championship winners
DO YOU BELIEVE USAIN BOLT IS CHEATING?
A moment with Heidi Montag
Alessandra Ambrosio in an odd, yet sexy photo shoot
Today’s Time Waster: Dry Fire
CHARLIE WEIS=CRITICAL MASS
REGIS PHILBIN IS CONFUSED ABOUT BASKETBALL JERSEYS
The After Party: Army strong
Fat ladies are good at falling humorously
Federica Pellegrini is Italian, a swimmer, fantastic
I Want: The Arkeg!!
Quote of the Day
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-PLAXICO BURRESS
The Show: Hip-hop
More Greek goodness with Maria Korinthiou
A moment with Amy Weber
Worst. Threesome. Ever.
Blake Lively’s boobs tried to escape her dress
Interlude: Tweet, tweet
The child abduction rap is educational
Harrison Ford’s loved ones are always in trouble
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ANA FERREIRA
The Pre-Party: Nice view
The perfect murder
This is some lovers' quarrel
Gabrielle Union and a bikini are a nice combo
LOUIS DELMAS DRILLS TEAMMATE
A moment with Lindsay Lohan
Michelle Keegan should always be in a bikini
WILLIAMS SISTERS TO BUY SHARE OF DOLPHINS
Today’s Time Waster: Homer’s Beer Run
The After Party: Hot and kicking
Claudia Lizaldi is really, really attractive
BIKINI RAGE!!!!!!!!
I Want: An RS1 Xtreme M3 Racing Simulator
Quote of the Day
The Show: Bubbly
Rayanne Morais is attractive
SOUTH AFRICAN CASTER SEMENYA MIGHT BE A MAN OR WOMAN?
A moment with Aylen Alvarez
Heroism is meaningless at Best Buy
Jesse Jane is one hot porn star
Interlude: Restrained
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MANDY ASHFORD
Barney Frank is sassy
The how men & women argue flowcharts
Guy talk
The Pre-Party: Road grader?
I think Traci Bingham is going to explode
Britney Spears is basically advertising her f-ability
A moment with Helena Christensen
The McGregor sisters are ridiculous
DOES JOHN SMOLTZ HAVE ANYTHING LEFT?
Today’s Time Waster: Batman: The Cobblepot Caper
The After Party: Dance
THE TEN BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORES IN SPORTS
Bell Canada knows what I'm all about
Kerry McGregor also voted the Sexiest Woman in South Africa
I Want: Rotgutonix
Quote of the Day
The Show: Know-how
Britney Spears in a bikini is getting better
A moment with Mary Alison
The Ex-Masturbator
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-ERIN ANDREWS
Yes! More Emily Scott…
Dungeons and Dragons is an intense game
Interlude: Family business
Women in bikinis reading the script to Star Wars
The Pre-Party: Sexy
Beat boxer's resume
AFTERNOON DELIGHTWITH LISA TURTLE
iPhone shooting leaves dozens virtually injured
Joanna Krupa in lingerie because it’s awesome
A moment with Shauna Sand
DETROIT LIONS WON A PRE-SEASON GAME….AWESOME
More Greek goodness with Julia Alexandratou
VIDEO OF THE DAY-GREG PAULUS FLOPS
TIGERS ACQUIRE AUBREY HUFF….
The After Party: Super
Nok Usanee is Bangkok dangerous
Stripteases are too exciting for some
I Want: A Matte Edition Gemballa Porsche Mirage GT
Quote of the Day
The Show: Little and mega
Sienna Miller went to the beach, kept her top on (this time)
Oh what a luxurious vacation
A moment with Mellisa Reign
Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza did Maxim
Helicopter flying: You're doing it wrong
Interlude: Lazy
Victoria’s Secret supermodels dance-off
Telekinetics
The Pre-Party: Naked and free
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH KATHY IRELAND
Honesty in protesting
Milla Jovovich returns to hotness
A moment with Evan Rachel Wood
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP TIGER, YOU STILL GOT ELIN
Diana Ygropoulou brings the Greek awesomeness
BILL LAIMBEER ON OUTSIDE THE LINES
DID TIGER WOODS CHOKE?
Cyborg manhandles Carano to win women’s title
Strikeforce: Carano vs. Cyborg live and free right here
My super awesome preview of tonight’s Carano-Cyborg fight
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 08.15.09
The most adorable little pervert ever
Tracy McGregor was voted the sexiest in South Africa
I Want: A Batman Tumbler go-kart
Quote of the Day
The Show: Sister?
I will never get enough Joanna Krupa
Yay Christianity! Boo Hinduism!
A moment with Blake Lively
Jessica Stroup makes a good career move
Man accused of having sex with his car
Interlude: You’re kidding…
The alternate Full House intro is gold
DID ROGER GOODELL GO TOO FAR?
The Pre-Party: Take the ‘dog
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree
Rodney McClanahan has an awesome job
Heidi Montag in Playboy; can she go away now?
A moment with Brenda Song
Fernanda Carvalho gets things going
MORNING LINKS
The After Party: Half and half
This is an MRI of intercourse
Xuxu has a cool name, hot body
I Want: A Beertender
Quote of the Day
The Show: In and out
Damn… Christina Ricci’s got some great legs…
A moment with Ashley Smith
Jello is awfully depressing
Juliet Cabrera makes me want to play Romeo
Interlude: Uh, okay…
Larry King is pretty hip
We interrupt these soccer highlights to bring you Kate Bosworth sitting on the crapper
CPR Dog
The Pre-Party: Sandy
10 PEOPLE SMARTER THAN BRONSON ARROYO
Spain's car sales are doing worse than America's
Aubrey O’Day shows kids her power
DO YOU WANT BEN WALLACE BACK?
A moment with Cierra Spice
Bowling with Yorgelis Delgado
The After Party: Pretty
Chinese guy falls hard
Angela Sommers something, something, boobs…
I Want: A portable beer tap
Quote of the Day
The Show: Crank it up
Minnie Mouse is easy
Angelina Jolie in leather is a wonderful thing
A moment with Suzanne Pots
Paulina Rubio should always be in a bikini
Uhhh, cop probably wasn't the right job for you
Interlude: I bet…
Universal health care
Aria Giovanni teaches us how to fry an egg
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MARISA MILLER
The Pre-Party: More
Masturbation, gay sex cause the swine flu
Victoria Justice is only 16
A moment with Tara Palmer Tomkinson
More hotness from Estonia with Veronika Pekurina
RICK PITINO, KAREN SYPHER, AND AN ABORTION
52 INCH TV FOR 9.99?
The After Party: Attractive
RICK PORCELLO TAKES DOWN YOUKILIS
Fat lady can't get on a horse
I need to know more about Milena Dancheva
I Want: A Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Zero-G Watch
Quote of the Day
The Show: Classy
This must have been some wedding
Megan Fox and her tongue for teens
A moment with Ali Landry
Ohio cop beats up old woman
Tori Praver needs more attention
Interlude: Illegal single
Audrina Partidge in a lesbian makeout scene
How to achieve a long-term goal
The Pre-Party: On display
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SARAH SPAIN
The Apple Store is old people's porn stop
Sophie Monk was born to wear a bikini
A moment with Jesse Preston
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Julie Henderson needs more attention
GLENN WINSTON GOES FROM JAIL TO FOOTBALL
The After Party: Stunning
Miley Cyrus can work a stripper pole too
More Jessica-Jane Clement, because she’s freaking awesome
I Want: A Gold Edition Porsche Mirage GT
Quote of the Day
The Show: For the ages
Finally, an appetizer for your cat
Bears bite the hand, and body, that feeds them
Rachel Nichols has a nice back, front
A moment with Alicia Ann Whitten
Sienna Miller is an attractive woman
Interlude: Free!
The Sex on a Date Flowchart
The Pre-Party: Don’t need it
That's not how Daylight Savings Time works, silly
Twitter problems
Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is pretty good, I guess…
A moment with Natasha Wicks
Florencia Tesouro gets us up on a Monday
Contest! Win a great prize!
Anderson Silva, BJ Penn score knockouts at UFC 101
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 08.08.09
Brenda Lynn has many fine qualities
TMI, Facebook. TMI
I Want: The world’s largest portable LED screen
Quote of the Day
The Show: Sexiness
Jennifer Aniston loses the bra for Elle
Cats love kiddy porn
A moment with Kelly Brook
Yay! More Diora Baird…
Interlude: Very interesting…
Sports anchor's mic stays on while he pees
Remembering the greatness that was Bo Jackson
Lightning
The Pre-Party: $400 an hour
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH BRITNEY SPEARS
Happy birthday, you're on fire
Hot or Not? Lady Gaga
A moment with Adriana Fonseca
DINARA SAFINA AND HER "O" FACE
Yes! More Gemma Merna…
BLOGGERS, PORNSTAR AND TWITTER
The After Party: International
UFC 101 Preview and Predictions
The sun can be terrifying
Sara Maldonado should win awards
I Want: A Darth Vader clock radio
Quote of the Day
The Show: Duck
I need to know more about Amanda Rosa
The Cyrus family raises quality girls
A moment with Heidi Montag
Lindsay Lohan cleans up nice
Christianity is dangerous
Interlude: Extremely devoted
Gina Carano vs. Satan
Kittens
The Pre-Party: Yeah, yeah…
In your face, technology
Gretchen Rossi, whoever the hell that is, is in a bikini too
A moment with Reka Ebergenyi
Christina Hendricks scores one for redheads
THE REAL REASON ESPN HATES SOCIAL MEDIA
The After Party: Good-looking
53 year-old guy really likes Miley Cyrus
Get to know Stephanie Waring
I Want: A Lamborghini Gallardo 560-2 Valentino Balboni
Quote of the Day
The Show: Knockout
Adrianne Curry keeps the bikini parade rolling
It's all fun and games til the strap-on goes in
A moment with Sophie Turner
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Ex-soccer players daughters are good things
Car vs water…who wins?
Interlude: Oh no!
Fantasy Camp with Ryan Howard & Jimmy Rollins
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH GIRLS OF THE MLB
Having a baby
The Pre-Party: Dream
A doll that will suckle on your child
Nicollette Sheridan continues bikini week
ESPN HATES SOCIAL NETWORKING
A moment with Christina Faye
19 YEAR OLD DRIVES STOLEN GOLF CART HOME FROM BUICK OPEN
Miranda Kerr did a bikini photo shoot
The After Party: Killing it
Eggs just got sexy
Jaciara is a smoking hot soccer WAG, wears bikinis
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT LOVES SPORTS
I Want: A flying motorcycle
The Show: In blue
Quote of the Day
Lauren Pope, whoever that is, in a bikini
The dangers of thuggin'
A moment with Jennifer Love Hewitt
Katy Perry in a bikini is much better this time
Interlude: Whoa…
A reminder of why this is No Megan Fox Day
Today’s Time Waster: Prison Break
The Pre-Party: Embarrassing
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH AMBER NIMEDEZ
Suzanne Shaw makes me want a new phone
A moment with Brenda Song
Video games are relaxing
IS J.R. SMITH IN A GANG?
Emily Atack has a cool name, body
Our choice to replace Megan Fox on ADWMF
The After Party: Sexy
I think you will enjoy this man's comedic stylings
Remember Rachael Neiberding? You will…
I Want: An Edo Competition Ferrari Enzo XX
Quote of the Day
The Show: Are you ready…?
Kimberly Wyatt is a sexy Pussycat Doll… who knew?
Harry Potter is serious business
A moment with Natali Thanou
Lauren Jones is priceless
Interlude: Come again?
I don't know whom Drake is, but he sure fell
The one-night stand flowchart
The Pre-Party: Unusual
Donald Duck is a real pal
The legal system works!
Jennifer Hawkins did a bikini photo shoot
A moment with Grace Park
DIRTY NAMES IN BASEBALL
‘The Pose’ is back
MAMMARIES MONDAY
TIGER WOODS FARTED
SETH ROGEN GETS DISSED BY MEGAN FOX
Contest! Win a couple of great prizes!
NFL cheerleaders are so fun…
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 08.01.09