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10 PEOPLE SMARTER THAN BRONSON ARROYO

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After reading these quotes from Bronson Arroyo, I’m not sure whether he is serious or just pulling a fast one on us.

Cause by God, if somebody is this stupid, they shouldn’t be throwing 90+ MPH fastballs near anybody…

My favorite quote

As for the potential health risks? “It might be dangerous,” he said, according to the report, “but so is drinking and driving. And how many of us do it at least once a year? Pretty much everybody.”

So in honor of Arroyo’s pure genius with regard to PEDs, the Guyism brings you


10 People Smarter than Bronson Arroyo

The Wheel of Fortune Genius

The Moran Guy

Jessica Simpson

The Who Wants to be a Millionaire Lady

Mike Tyson

The Pregant druggie

Miss South Carolina

Rickey Henderson

Kellie Pickler

Terry Bradshaw

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  • Bob's Blitz
    August 14, 2009
    #1

    Well done. Arroyo's 81-81 record and apparent brilliance will land him an ESPN job in a few years.

  • rhymeister
    August 15, 2009
    #2

    Kellie Pickler is the very definition of a dizzy blond, is it the dye she uses that makes her so ditzy?

    Anyway, not sure why a lot of people think Terry Bradshaw is not so swift, I kind of think he's a lot smarter than he lets on so as to get more laughs to his jokes. He got that bad rep about being a dummy when he was with the Steelers but a lot of people who know him say that is very much a misnomer…

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