“Oh, you don’t want to drop those off here sir, you should go down three exits to Dead Hooker Creek Road. No, no problem at all, happens all the time.”

Good idea: Supporting people afflicted with AIDS when society is so quick to judge them. Bad idea: Putting a Red Cross on the same block.

Thank God someone made this sign. Otherwise, I’d have no clue if disabled people go in the blue container, the green one, or the trash bin.

Bring the family to Beaver Ruin Road…because you’re not brave enough to inform your pregnant wife you no longer find her sexually satisfying, but want to show her passive aggressive road signs.

A sign that says “Gay Head” should be better taken care of. Like garish neon lights or a pink flamingo…I want my Gay Head to be classy and flamboyant, not drab and disappointing.

Precisely why it would not be a good idea to get a blowjob in the True Blood universe.

Hookers have to go in through a different entrance? What next, separate water fountains? Oh, that’s not water in those fountains at all. Oh..oh no.

If it’s been spread open so wide that you can build an entire block inside of it, it might be wise to consider kegel exercises.