You know what’s a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall.

I get that nerves are at an all-time high when you’re performing for a live TV audience which, in China, is probably about 700 trillion people. But that fall was so massive. How could you possibly fall like that? They’d have to grease up the floors or have an army of cloned Peter Norths beating off on the floor to make me slip like that. Was it weird that I named a specific male porn actor there? I’m thinking it is, but I wanted to convey the image of a lot of jizz. Anyway, that would totally not be delicious at all. No sir.