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JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?

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This doesn’t really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you’d think they’d know a thing or two about STDs.

By the way Jared, here’s a full list…You know, just so you’re informed. How argute of me (see, now that’s an odd word)

1. AIDS
2. Syphilis
3. Gonorrhea
4. Chancroid
5. Genital Warts
6. Herpes Simplex
7. Chlamydia
8. Trichomoniasis
9. Hepatitis
10. Pubic Lice
11. Scabies

  • GMoney
    August 28, 2009
    #1

    We believe in abstinence. Hilarious! Bryant McKinnie would strenuously disagree with that.

  • d.colvin
    August 28, 2009
    #2

    The writer knows he's joking, right?

  • Anonymous
    August 29, 2009
    #3

    this guys an idiot.. thinks allen is serious

  • World of Isaac
    August 29, 2009
    #4

    Who's the bigger idiot? The man who understands sarcasm or the man who posts anonymously on a blog.

  • Anonymous
    September 29, 2009
    #5

    From what I see…. Jared Allen (a great nfl player) made a hilarious joke, and some nobody (World of Isaac) thought he'd find some way to undermine Allen. But in reality, World of Isaac is too retarded to realize that Allen wasn't being stupid, but rather brilliant. And the only reason a man would post anonymously on a blog is because real men are too busy with their lives to make a username for some random website just so they can call out an idiot when they see one.

  • World of Isaac
    September 29, 2009
    #6

    I don't know whats more hilarious…

    The fact you don't understand sarcasm or that you don't even know that a username is not needed to comment anonymously.

    Either way, thank you for the laughs and more importantly, thank you for the page views…You've made my day

  • Same Day STD Testing
    January 8, 2010
    #7

    this is why it is important for people to get educated on what are sexually transmitted diseases and get tested regularly.

  • Same Day STD Testing
    January 9, 2010
    #8

    this is why it is important for people to get educated on what are sexually transmitted diseases and get tested regularly.

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