As America’s premier Whore Advocate, I’m pretty upset at the representation of hookers at Zapata’s Mexican Cantina. Perhaps you’ll understand my outrage when you see the photo after the jump.
I don’t think they’re giving the ladies of the evening enough credit for their intelligence. HOWEVER…if you do need to test to see if a woman is a prostitute, here’s a little helpful tip: Grab your wallet and pull a dollar out. Make sure it’s nice and flat and unfolded, ideally a $10 bill or up. Then take the dollar bill in your right hand and move it towards the woman-in-question’s pants pocket. Keep a close eye on her crotch. If her vagina spreads open as the dollar bill gets closer to her genitals, she’s probably a prostitute. Or your wife. OH SNAP.
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I’ve always wanted a restaurant employee to tell me once and for all if I was a prostitute. I don’t want to partake in their cuisine if it’s against the rules and since I’m confused about what I am, it’s nice that they’re offering this “free?” service.