Sports anchor's mic stays on while he pees

I’ll be honest, I don’t think this is so funny, but it seems like it’s one of those things that’ll be everywhere today because it’s so amazing and dammit I’m here for you. So watch and enjoy this New Zealand sports anchor and his vigorous urination.

So here’s a question I have…does a hearty urine stream indicate larger genitals? Like you’d assume that with a smaller johnson, there’d be a smaller urethra and thus a weaker flow, perhaps like a whistling kettle. Now I have no way of testing this since I can’t go around testing penis size and amount of liquid consumed before other people pee, then conducting a listening test as to the quality and power of the stream, but there has to be some sort of science to this right? Anyone with a whole lot of wang experience care to help me out?

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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  1. Lisa says:

    I’ve gotta think they are somewhat unrelated. Like, a woman can have HUGE boobs and tiny nipples, and some women with small boobs have pretty large nipples, relatively speaking. Though at the same time, you can get those saucer-sized areolas on a set of A’s, either.

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