A gentleman found himself on the receiving end of a sexy dance at an Italian strip club. Unfortunately, he must have gotten too excited because he ended up dying when the girl removed her clothes. Or passing out, whatever. Either way, awk-warrrrrd (NSFWish video after the jump).

That is pretty embarrassing, but I think we can all relate at least a little to this guy. Who hasn’t seen a woman naked and hyperventilated? Or maybe when you’re about to satisfy her with your tongue, you start to throw up a little and cry for your mom? I think we’ve all been there! Am I right fellas? No?

Sometimes when I’m with an attractive girl in public I’ll say something like, “Oh no, I think someone drugged my drink” then fake a fall to the ground. Sure nine out of ten times they’ll just walk out, but that one time…I bet they’ll instinctually just hop on top and hump away. Unfortunately I’ve only tried it five times and haven’t had it happen yet. But that’s what the law of averages is for, folks…optimism.