The daughter from Taken runs like a tard

Maggie Grace is a pretty hot chick and Taken, with Liam Neeson, was a pretty good movie. But one overly distracting thing in the movie was the way Maggie Grace ran in the film. To compare her running style to a retarded person is probably extremely insulting to the disabled. Check out all the clips of her running in one convenient video after the jump.

She’s like a young Steven Seagal. With smaller breasts.

It’s kind of funny how being incompetent at sports or physical activities makes you devalued as a human being. Someone could trip over a hole in the sidewalk the size of an empty grave and, even though it’s totally not their fault, it instantly makes them completely worthless to everyone who witnessed it. That said, I’d still vigorously bone Maggie Grace. Mostly because her sloppy running style would make her infinitely more easy to catch.

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