I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn’t want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure.
Is it wrong that I just beat off to this, or just ironic?
I don’t know that I totally buy his rationale. Sure, the Bible says that you shouldn’t be wasting your seed in sinful ways. But the Bible says a lot of crazy things. Like did you know that a man isn’t supposed to lay with another man, according to this Bible of yours? Now fine, I can accept that maybe some higher power won’t want me buttsexing my way around with other gentleman, but depending upon how you interpret that, not only must I avoid the butt sex, I also have to avoid cuddling with other men? How else am I supposed to feel safe?!?!? Ridiculous!
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The verse about not 'spilling your seed' is not about masturbating at all. The story of Onan in Genesis 38 is often referenced that way. There was an expectation at that time that when a man died, his wife was cared for and his lineage was continued and the offspring inherits the family fortune as the first husband's offspring. So Er, Onan's brother, died. His wife, Tamar, needs to be taken care of and Er's line needs to be protected. It is Onan's responsibility to do that. He knows he isn't going to get the money from his brother's estate but that it will be passed on to the offspring produced from his union with Tamar. What's he do? He pulls out and intentionally prevents his brother's line from continuing. That's a no-no so God reminds Onan in person of what he was supposed to do.
As far as choking the chicken, the conservative Christians will have to find a new verse.