Like much of the world, I enjoy a good naked photo of Vanessa Hudgens. But man, I admire the enthusiasm this kid has for her new nude photos. Oh to see the world through the wonderment of a child once more.

And to think, Vanessa Hudgens’ lawyers sued to get the photos taken down off of like every site out there. Did she know how much she was hurting poor kids like this guy? You’re supposed to be a role model, Vanessa. Not to girls, forget that. But to kids like this lil Asian dude who are probably going to have an extremely hard time getting girls who look like you naked in person…you have to give him hope that maybe, just maybe, if he goes to school and works hard enough, he’ll be able to acquire enough money to see these girls naked and possibly have sex with them. If he doesn’t know the grass is greener on the other side, what will make him aspire to greatness?

Unrelated: This video would be infinitely creepier if it had the same dialogue, but were done by a 55 year-old man with a mustache and a trenchcoat. Yet it would be totally legal by societal standards. Doubly unrelated: I would give your left nut to bone Vanessa Hudgens. Not mine though. I need them, sorry. But your sacrifice will not be forgotten…I’ll send you a photo of me during it, like a kid on Splash Mountain.

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