One of these things is not like the others…one of these things is not like the others…
At first I thought a ghost had sneaked into the frame of the photo, but it turns out that some people are just that light colored. I forget sometimes that not everyone is flawlessly tanned and chiseled out of raw granite like I am. And it’s easy to forget since I so often spend time in front of mirrors, staring directly into my own eyes while pleasuring myself. What can I say, I’m titillating.
On the plus side though, she definitely picked the correct chick to stand to the side of. Wearing a dress at the beach is never a good sign. I bet lots of catty comments like, “Psh, those aren’t real” or “Yeah, I could be that fit if I were stupid and had no job, too” came out of that Lane Bryant fabric a few too many times that day.
[via, as seen on]
To celebrate X Games 16 here are the 15 sexiest X Games chicks of all-time
These are the absolute hottest women in the world... discuss amongst yourselves
How can you tell if she's faking an orgasm? Porn stars spill their secrets
Something you might enjoy: The 20 hottest photos of girls enjoying lollipops
Seriously... is there a sexier woman in the world than Irina Shayk?
Ranking the hottest fanbases in the SEC
10 c-blockers that will ruin your game
A whole bunch of hot Princess Leias at Comic-Con
A hilarious gallery of Pedobear at Comic-Con
Kyla Marie has long legs and a delightful booty to match [NSFW]
Which one will NOT be getting skin cancer in 20 years?
People who are obsessed with being tanned are morons. Plus tanning beds are dangerous: just look at Final Destination 3
gmax777: LOL! with all that fat she’ll be gone in 10 alone… Steve, you and gmax777 may join in the shade with secure t-shirts and see nice beauty in the sun!!! both be happy and loose up!!!
she probably wont get laid in the next 20 years either… geesh…besides if you are that pale you don't need a tanning bed to get skin cancer…you just need to step in front of a window… gmax she is on the beach in a bikini and tranlucent skin..she probably got too much sun that day alone
she probably wont get laid in the next 20 years either… geesh…besides if you are that pale you don't need a tanning bed to get skin cancer…you just need to step in front of a window… gmax she is on the beach in a bikini and tranlucent skin..she probably got too much sun that day alone