I find it odd when people have personal conversations on Facebook as though no one else can see. Here’s a beautiful example of that.

I have to say that, in my day, I’ve split a vagina or two. And by split a vagina, I think you know what I mean. . *elbow to ribs* You know, shared them with a friend. Elmo taught me a long long time ago that sharing makes everything sweeter, and if that makes it easier to justify selling girlfriends for money, then I will follow that weird red muppet’s advice until the end of time. Or until I run out of vaginas. Which is probably coming up pretty quickly. At least until I get a foothold in the Chinese market.

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