Archive for September 2009
The After Party: Wet & wildRoommate sex ban in Tufts sounds awesome
Paula Santos is pretty much spectacular
I Want: This Japanese seizure-inducing air hockey game
Quote of the Day
The Show: The hooker look
Divorce judge starts beating off during court session
Carmen Electra in lingerie is a good thing
A moment with Anna Kournikova
The whitest white guy dance to ever white
Scarlett Johansson is good for advertising
Interlude: Yeah, that’s it…
Kill Bill + Super Mario sounds = Awesome
Wow that is a lot of McDonald's
The Pre-Party: Big fan
Remember Jessica Stam? You will…
A moment with Korrina Rico
Christina Milian & her moneymakers for King
TIGERS FAN TRIES TO SEAL WIN
Today’s Time Waster: Sonic Lost In Mario World
The After Party: Ultimate
Latina reporter gets assaulted. Sexily, but not sexually
Oh, Suzana, don’t you cry for me…
I Want: Space Foosball
Quote of the Day
The Show: Hipster
Lola Ponce in a bikini… whoever she is…
Bully gets beaten up
A moment with Kang Yui
LIONS FANS SO HAPPY THEY TAKE THEIR PANTS OFF
The Victoria’s Secret Angels did things
Dig Dug: The movie
Interlude: What’s new is old…
Joey Logano’s flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
The Pre-Party: Before you die
The Wall Street Journal encourages clever thinking
Ashley Tisdale knows that see-through tops are the future
A moment with Jamie Chung
STEPHEN JACKSON HATES CHRISTMAS
Danijela Martinović is missing her top
Today’s Time Waster: Pie Craving
THE DALLAS STARS ICE GIRLS WENT TO THE LAKE
The After Party: Wild
Man eats burger, shoots at car, returns to eating burger
I need to know more about Paula Barbosa
I Want: A Phosphor E-Ink Watch
Quote of the Day
The Show: I love a parade
Amber Heard knows what I am talking about!
Now THIS is an awkward family photo
A moment with Brooke Evers
Sophie Monk doing what she does best
Interlude: Keep diggin’…
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JANA KRAMER
Kids, be afraid of these strangers
Cell phones never, EVER work in horror movies…
The Pre-Party: Invisible
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-MIKE SINGLETARY
Shannon Elizabeth needs to get naked again already
A moment with Ola Domagala
Hitler may not be dead. For real
Lisa-Marie Estreaux is a good model
Today’s Time Waster: Interactive Buddy
MICHIGAN FAN ENJOYS CROSSWORD OVER GAME
WASHINGTON’S JIM ZORN TAKES COACHING ADVICE FROM TOM CRUISE
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The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 09.26.09
Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking
How ’bout a little Moran Atias to end the week?
I Want: A MaruBot Football League game
The Show: FTW
Quote of the Day
Bring all your unemployed mouths
Olivia Wilde is a hot mess
A moment with Monica Carvalho
Lieschen Botes is one attractive female
Interlude: Shocking
Perhaps this would be a good time to stop masturbating
In 1993, AT&T predicted the future… kind of…
The Pre-Party: Motivational
This Obama hater is well-spoken
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SOFIA VERGARA
Nicollette Sheridan is chilly, dresses oddly
A moment with Jael Miller
Peta Todd & Francoise Boufhal are quite the pair
OLD SCHOOL HIT ON WISCONSIN WIDE RECEIVER
Today’s Time Waster: Star Sprint
The After Party: Next door
Cell phone failures in horror movies
Victoria Lopyreva was Miss Russia, thus is attractive
I Want: A CueLight pool table
Quote of the Day
The Show: Cheerleader-y
Cows are sluts
Elsa Pataky is sick hot, braless
DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
A moment with Cheryl Tweedy
Remember Lyndall Jarvis? Well, she has a friend…
Interlude: Mom says…
This is a nice Captcha code for a dating site
15TH ANNIVERSARY OF KORDELL STEWART HAIL MARY
Soccer ref pees on the pitch
The Pre-Party: Get it started
YANKEES FAN GETS THE BEAT DOWN
Kate Beckinsale, because it’s been too long
Matthew McConaughey can't stand up
A moment with Evelyn Kazantzoglou
Sofía Zámolo is pretty
Today’s Time Waster: Bad Adebayor
JIM ZORN CALLS THE LIONS A TREMENDOUS TEAM
The After Party: Naughty
Swedish military bras "bust," force female soldiers to undress
I must know more about Catrin Claeson…
I Want: A Blitzball
Quote of the Day
The Show: Underground
AnnaLynne McCord is a bra-optional woman
Furries, just stop it. Just stop. Please. Enough.
A moment with Jenni Gregg
Eliza Dushku in a bikini and bra to revive her career
Interlude: For the Hail Mary factor
The 1943 guide for hiring women
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SAMMIE PENNINGTON
COIN THAT PHRASE CONTEST
Olivia Wilde’s GQ photo shoot in video form
The Pre-Party: Buxom
Chinese muggers are inconsiderate
Kristin Cavallari’s shorts are like, really short
A moment with Gisele Bundchen
THE TIM TEBOW T-BONE ME CHICK
The triumphant return of Vanessa Veasley
Today’s Time Waster: Psy Line
WISCONSIN COACH BIELEMA WILL SPY ON YOUR TWEETS
The After Party: Awesome
Cops stop drug raid to play Wii
Introducing Nádia Lopes…
I Want: A Grooler
Quote of the Day
The Show: Hit it
THE 15 GREATEST FART SCENES IN MOVIE HISTORY
Katie Cleary is attractive
Cosmopolitan gives classy tips
A moment with Vikki Blows
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH EVANGELINE LILLY
COIN THAT PHRASE CONTEST
Ciara just keeps getting better and better
Note to stoners: Bibles make good rolling paper
Interlude: Wait, what?
The new Cowboys Stadium features ‘cage dancers’
The Pre-Party: Good hire
THE EDMONTON ESKIMOS HAVE CHEERLEADERS?
Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company
Miranda Kerr in one hell of a dress
A moment with Bar Refaeli
PHOTOS OF THE DRUNK CHICK FROM THE LIONS GAME
Drunk women at Detroit Lions game entertain the fans
Meet Lauren Ridealgh…
Today’s Time Waster: Duck Shooter
The After Party: Stupid hot
Please stop talking, ma'am
Szilvia Freire is Miss World Hungary, topless
I Want: An Al Czervik golf bag
Quote of the Day
The Show: Join the club
Amber Rose did a kinda naked photo shoot
AFTERNOON DELIGHT CELEBRATES OKTOBERFEST
Best teacher sex story ever, without question
A moment with Amber Marie Mekush
Paw Diaz needs to work in America
Interlude: That’s normal…
Mr. Brain needs some help naming his food
Lighting a grill with liquid oxygen seems wise
The Pre-Party: Go team
And the award for most awkward deposition question goes to…
GOLDEN TATE IS A MORON
Kayla Ewell lost her top
COIN THAT PHRASE CONTEST
A moment with Jessica Simpson
HOT CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
A little Carli Banks to kick the week off right
10 STRANGE PICTURES FROM SUNDAY’S NFL GAMES
Today’s Time Waster: Cocktail Girl
Contest! Win a great prize!
Mayweather dominates Marquez in 12 round decision
Vitor Belfort knocks out Rich Franklin at UFC 103
Junior Dos Santos stops Mirko Cro Cop at UFC 103
Yarr! The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 09.19.09
You won’t see anything as hot as Natali Thanou this weekend
Fake therapist fired for offering "vagina massages"
I Want: A Sony Walkman NW-A840
The Show: Ridiculous
Quote of the Day
Robin Wright Penn sluts it up for all the single guys
A moment with Summer Altice
True Blood: The sitcom
I need to know more about Maria Aura
Interlude: Again?
LOSER OF THE DAY-CHARLES ROGERS
The greatest dog pooping in an ocean video you'll ever see
The biggest hamburger evar
The Pre-Party: Tiring
Underrated: Isla Fisher
Good boy, bad boy
A moment with Kayti Currington
Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty awesome
Today’s Time Waster: Super Mario Pong
DON’T PULL A CRABTREE….AND OTHER NFL GAFFES
8 REASONS TO HATE NOTRE DAME
The After Party: Graffiti
Boobie Chew will make your boobs grow
Jesikah Maximus lives up to her name
I Want: The After Office Tie
Quote of the Day
CHEERLEADER PIC OF THE DAY
The Show: Just in case
Kylie Minogue is see-through
A moment with Karolina Turek
Couple robbed while boning in a dumpster
Pixie Lott sporting some Daisy Dukes
Interlude: Whooooooooo!
A mid-day laugh: The deaths of Kenny
Fox NY's Ernie Anastos says "Keep f-ing that chicken" on live TV
The Pre-Party: Hosing
BABY HATES THE UM FIGHT SONG
Burglar caught because he checked his Facebook on victim's computer
Yawn… Jayde Nicole in a bikini…
A moment with Sophie Monk
WILL THE LIONS SELL OUT THEIR HOME OPENER?
Candice Swanepoel is pink or something
Today’s Time Waster: Tornado Race
APPARENTLY, FAVRE IS STILL POPULAR
The After Party: All wet
ERNIE HARWELL SAYS THANK YOU AND GOODBYE TO TIGERS FANS
Ron Jeremy sells male enhancement in a gator costume
Helene Rask owns her own modeling agency
I Want: A Lamborghini bed
Quote of the Day
The Show: More important
Megan Fox in yet another magazine, doing what she does
A moment with Alessandra Ambrosio
A collection of 1980s dating videos
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH COURTENEY COX
Olivia Wilde did GQ again; better this time
Interlude: Elevated
I would like to meet this Orange Juice
Christina Hendricks kissed a girl… on video!
ADAM SCHEFTER NEEDS TO CLEAR HIS THROAT
The Pre-Party: Ridden raw
Monster appears in Panama so kids stone it to death
Jessica Szohr has a great shirt
A moment with Diana Ygropoulou
Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen is a sexiest woman
CHEERLEADER PIC OF THE DAY
Today’s Time Waster: Choo Choo
DOES CHARLIE WEIS HAVE A LEGITIMATE BEEF WITH THE REFS?
The After-Party: Flexible
This car is a naughty naughty car
Marina Rodrigues is a great cover girl
I Want: A magic wand TV remote
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MIRANDA LAMBERT
Quote of the Day
The Show: Between the legs
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is attractive
PATRICK SWAYZE’S 5 BEST MOVIE FIGHTS
A moment with Laura Grillo
Japanese Little Red Riding Hood has interesting friends
Jayd Carter shows her good side
Interlude: Good
Naked man stops burglar from stealing car
Remembering the greatness that was David Thompson
The Pre-Party: Free
Megan Fox looks good, is a ‘thankless, unfriendly bitch’
TOM BRADY SAYS, "I DON’T WANNA KISS YOU"
A moment with Cecilia Bonelli
Teabaggers are pretty smart
The triumphant return of Ana Hickmann
Today’s Time Waster: Connect 2
WORST JERSEY EVER?
The After Party: Educated
FOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLLL
The New England Patriots 50th year starts tonight
Perla Pendenza is pretty much ridiculous
I Want: A gold-plated CD player
Quote of the Day
CAROLINE WOZNIACKI HAS A FARMERS TAN
The Show: Ready to rock
Jessica Burciaga did a photo shoot so you know it’s good
Sweden puts cameras in dressing rooms for fashion bloggers
A moment with Emmanuelle Chriqui
JAKE LONG GETS EMBARRASSED
Stephanie Pratt, Katy Perry incredible at the VMA’s
Interlude: Say you’re sorry
Ridiculous basketball trick shots
Russian kids' shows teach important lessons
The Pre-Party: Gone bad
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JAMIE GUNNS
Natalie Suliman wears lingerie very well
Kanye West wants to ruin Taylor Swift's life
A moment with Jenna Jameson
BIGGER WEEKEND MORON: SERENA OR KANYE?
Repeat after me: Taylor Momsen is only 16 years-old
Today’s Time Waster: Simpson’s Trivia
CELEBRITIES AND THE US OPEN
GUS JOHNSON HAS AN ANEURYSM
Contest! Win a great prize!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 09.12.09
The World's Shortest Nightie
More Ria Antoniou because she is awesome
I Want: The McLaren MP4-12C
Quote of the Day
The Show: Pick-me-up
LINK: 20 completely WTF school lunches
Sophie Monk and a bikini are a match made in Heaven
10 year-old boys steal Pokemon cards at knifepoint
A moment with Kate Beckinsale
ERIN ANDREWS ON OPRAH
Sophie Reade’s boobs won Big Brother 10
Interlude: That’s interesting…
Be Caleb Roy's friend!
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MARISOL GONZALEZ
Remembering the Greatness that was Michael Jordan
WHY IS KOBE MEETING WITH A KARATE INSTRUCTOR?
The Pre-Party: Booted
This dad is really into Wii Sports Resort
Eva Mendes is tight
A moment with Natalie Portman
I will never tire of former Miss World Sofia Georgiou
CAN THE STEELERS SURVIVE WITHOUT POLAMALU?
Today’s Time Waster: Raft Wars
7 VIDEOS OF WOMEN TENNIS GRUNTS
The After Party: Fall out
How to kiss a lady
Nawal Ayoub is a name to remember
I Want: A Nerf Raider CS-35
The Show: WTF
Quote of the Day
Marisa Miller in lingerie
Propecia the Crack Hoe gives good advice
A moment with Tina Robles Lee
More Jamie Chung, just because…
Interlude: Spin
Youth minister stops boy from having sex by having sex with him
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CAROLINE WOZNIACKI
Summer’s almost over… here’s some awesome belly flops
The Pre-Party: Soft
The tale of the unknown babe
Catholic colleges teach girls well
WHERE DOES DEREK JETER RANK?
A moment with Megan Abrigo
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-CHRIS COGHLAN
For some reason, Audrina Patridge in Maxim
Today’s Time Waster: Punk-O-Matic
ALABAMA FAN MELTS DOWN
The After Party: Awesome activities
Amish romance novels? Really?
Evelyn Kazantzoglou is Greek, wears bikinis
I Want: A Honda RA-X Concept Car
Women rescued from fake reality show that was actually a porn site
The Show: Amazing
Quote of the Day
JOHN GREEN AND RON ARTEST; TOGETHER AGAIN
Pixie Lott knows how to please an audience
A moment with Kathryn Arbenz
92 year-old lady lives without electricity and water
Two babes, One post
Interlude: Surprise!
One of the best idiot compilation videos you’ll ever see
If true, this is the greatest Craigslist post ever
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MEGAN ABRIGO
The Pre-Party: Honored
Bad moms are also bad at Facebook
Trish Goff is an American model
A moment with LeAnn Rimes
RAFAEL NADAL KISSED BY CRAZED FAN
Belen Francese will fix you right up
IS THE NFL MOVE TO LONDON A BAD IDEA?
Today’s Time Waster: Bomber Kid
The After Party: Slam dunk
This horse did not enjoy that at all.
Must know more about Pilar Rubio…
I Want: A deadly ping pong ball gun
Quote of the Day
The Show: Nippy
Stephanie Pratt in a bikini… again…
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-EAGLES CHEERLEADERS
A moment with Aubrey O’Day
Naked DUIs are bad, usually
Liliana Queiroz has something to show you
NORTHERN IOWA FAILS MISERABLY
Interlude: And he was arrested?
Carolina Ardohain working the car wash
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
The BBC has tough work conditions
The Pre-Party: Kind of scary
How ’bout a little more Angélique Boyer?
The California wildfires have unexpected results
A moment with Sara Jean Underwood
THE NEW BTN SIDELINE REPORTER, LARRA BETH OVERTON
SO WHO IS THAT FLORIDA STATE WIDE RECEIVER?
The Hollyoaks babes did a lingerie/bikini calendar
Today’s Time Waster: Poker Joker
MATTHEW STAFFORD IS THE LIONS STARTER
1981 SI NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP ISSUE
WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY?
Happy Labor Day!
UM PUNTER TAKES A FALL DURING ENTRANCE
SHAWNE MERRIMAN BEAT UP TILA TEQUILA
THAT’S AN INTERESTING QUOTE TERRELLE PRYOR
Contest time! Win one of three great prizes!!
WEEKEND PREDICTION: MSU/UM
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 09.05.09
I need to know more about Miriam Giovanelli
This is what arson looks like
I Want: This BMW Vision Efficient Dynamics Concept Car
The Show: Looks good
Quote of the Day
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF-CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
AnnaLynne McCord knows where her bread is buttered
A moment with Erin McNaught
The Mancycle is the most WTF thing ever
Isabel Cortes and her hair bra, hand bra
Interlude: Breaking the silence
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
Narcolepsy + Bowling = Gold
Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy
The Pre-Party: Infatuation
Indian people love politics, death
Michelle Hunziker is dirty
A moment with Ally Rivera
HORRIBLY SPRAINED ANKLE AT US OPEN
How ’bout a little more Rachael Nieberding?
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-GUESS WHO?
Today’s Time Waster: Beer Tapper Gone Wild
LeGARETTE BLOUNT PUNCHES BOISE STATE PLAYER
The After Party: Launch!
Puppy vs baby is a win for dogs everywhere
A fearsome foursome of super sexy sports babes
I Want: James Bond’s 2025 supercar
Quote of the Day
The Show: Preview
The sexiest bartenders in Florida
Boston Market is slutty
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF-CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
A moment with Tila Tequila
Rihanna is STILL working the nipple tape
CHRISTINA KIM REALLY LIKES GOLF BALLS
Interlude: Visit Winnipeg
Food fight in slow-motion
Miley Cyrus has her new number one fan
The Pre-Party: I believe I can fly…
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH HILLARY FISHER
Whoa… Lindsay Lohan in a bikini just got way better
A moment with Diane Kruger
HOW DOES THAT SEAT FEEL MR. WEIS?
Moran Atias needs a movie role
Today’s Time Waster: Tennis!
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE…
The After Party: Unsupervised
10 fantastic photos of a Fisher Price Little People orgy
THAT’S A STRANGE HEADLINE…
Man robs bank to get away from wife
Paola Corvea has an awesome bra
I Want: A Sony Walkman NWZ-S639Fs 16GB
Quote of the Day
The Show: Of the Year
Luciana Oliveto is Miss Reef 2009
A moment with Heidi Klum
Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong
Poppy Montgomery lost her pants, shirt
Interlude: Backing out…
Bugs Bunny is well-endowed
Uh, what? A pole dancing doll?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF-CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
The Pre-Party: Sexxxy
BRANDON PHILLIPS WRIST IS BROKEN, NOT FRACTURED…WAIT, WHAT?
Cupcakes are pretty amazing
Geri Halliwell is still in a bikini, chilly this time
THE 10 FUNNIEST/WEIRDEST MOMENTS ON JEOPARDY
A moment with Samantha Rene
Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime
NFL TO BLACKOUT GAMES IN 12 MARKETS
Today’s Time Waster: Superman
The After Party: Ridiculously hot
Tips on making out from some kid f'ing his pillow
Gabriela Barros is an attractive woman
I Want: An X-ray umbrella
Quote of the Day
The Show: Sparkly
College chicks are so much fun
A moment with Park Hyun Sun
Pandas are mediocre photographers
Olga Kobozina takes us back to Russia
Interlude: Oh, Canada…
Cheerleaders in slow motion
Teacher fired for bikini pics ends up doing porn
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ERIN ANDREWS
The Pre-Party: Fight on!
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF-CHEERLEADER OF THE DAY
Girl spends lottery winnings on coke, implants, and booze
Megan Houserman looks pretty good in a bikini
A moment with Megan Fox
Her name is Bastet Xutos
THERE’S NO CRYING IN…..SPORTS
Today’s Time Waster: Chris Brown Punch
WHO WILL WIN THE U.S. OPEN?