There was a time before the Internet where, to meet new people for romance, men and women would, through a dating connection agency, put together videos of themselves to solicit replies from people. This compilation of single gentlemen looking for a lady to “have some fun with” is the finest thing you will ever see. No amount of hyperbole I can give here will build this up adequately, just watch.

If you were a woman looking for a mate and you ended up going through this VCR dating programs, you really must have been hard up for love. You’d be more likely to find romantic and spiritual fulfillment by, instead, taking your VCR, unplugging it, setting yourself a nice bubble bath, reflecting on life, then dropping the VCR in the tub with you. At least then you wouldn’t have to hear some guy with a cheap mustache and Zubaz pants telling you that you’re the foxiest lady in the room.