It’s a recession out there, so if you need a job, look no further than Baladoche and their decadent desserts. They’ll get you all the work you need, baby.

My girlfriend’s mouth has been unemployed for years too. I keep telling her that I’d like to see her mouth get a job but she doesn’t seem so willing to get back to work. It may very well be because she’s been doing a lot of freelancing without my knowledge. Maybe a bit of non-profit work in Harlem.
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