I take sluttiness for granted having gone to a college where the whores were plentiful and encouraged. But maybe I’d appreciate it a bit more if the girls were covertly slutty, like these girls at Assumption College.
Alternative names for the college to reflect its now-public (presumed through masterful usage of double-entendre) whorishness that sound similar enough:
Cumdumpstin College
Asstomouth College
Lass-humpin College
Or to reflect sluttiness and religion, Mass-Blumpkin College.
I don’t know why I never get hired for corporate branding jobs.
Aside: I would have sex with all of them…except for the one in the black Celtics jersey. Sorry baby, but this mildly discerning ride doesn’t get off the ground if you don’t completely fit the ideal body standards represented by a crudely drawn stick figure.
[thanks Jason for the tip!]
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Why can’t I open that picture? It gives me a HTTP 403 Forbidden error telling me that the website declined me and that I might have to log in? This is just too much. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover…
I have no clue at all. I can’t recreate it, but it might be something with our new content delivery network set-up. Is that happening with the other images too?
fuck it they will all get it
“Aside: I would have sex with all of them…except for the one in the black Celtics jersey. Sorry baby, but this mildly discerning ride doesn’t get off the ground if you don’t completely fit the ideal body standards represented by a crudely drawn stick figure.”
You’re a fucking pig.