Cops stop drug raid to play Wii

Man, I don’t know how you can get a bunch better ad for the Nintendo Wii than this…some cops decided, “Hey, forget this drug raid we’re on…let’s play Wii Bowling!” Which maybe you could understand for 15 minutes. Yeah, they did it for HOURS.

Ironically, if he were a bad drug dealer, he probably wouldn’t have been able to afford his fancy TV and Wii and the cops would have nothing to play. But would the cops even go there if he were a bad drug dealer? Paradoxical.

Wii Bowling is pretty addicting though. Perhaps if the drug dealer had spent more time playing Wii, cops wouldn’t have to raid his house. If an anime-looking version of yourself bowling can’t get you out of snorting lines off women and wielding guns and selling bucketfuls of drugs for large amounts of money, then I don’t know what hope there is for you.

[Buzzfeed]

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

More from Chris Spags       Follow Chris Spags on Twitter

1 comments
  1. roman540 says:

    SMH!!!

Join the Discussion


Guyism Latest