Ladies, if you want to be classy and attractive to the opposite sex, you might want to avoid the most recent issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Its tip for a scrunchie leaves a little something to be desired.

Yeah that’s lovely. I’ve always wondered why my girlfriend’s hair doesn’t smell like her genitals. It’d be much better if it did, you know?

Gentlemen, you may not want to start using your boxers as a hat just yet though. Tiny whities, sure, but boxers? Come on. We’re a sophisticated people.