Callie Rogers won the lotto as a 16 year-old in Britain, winning about $3.67 million..not a huge figure, but enough to start building a great life for yourself. Yeah, not so much…she spent all the money on cocaine, booze, and big fake boobs, which is a great way to find your way into my heart, but it probably won’t get you into Money Magazine.

A WOMAN who won over £1.9 million ($3.67 million) as a teenager says she never should have been allowed to spend her fortune at such a young age.

Callie Rogers, 22, won the lottery when she was 16 years old and proceeded to go on a “never-ending spending spree”, News Of The World reports.

The second-youngest British person to win lotto spent the money on booze, two boob jobs and almost $500,000 of cocaine.

“I honestly wish I’d never won the lottery money – and knowing what I know now I should have just given it all back to them,” Ms Rogers told News Of The World.

Wow. I mean, wow. $500,000 in cocaine? That’s about 23 kilos worth of cocaine (for frame of reference, this is what a kilo of cocaine looks like). You could build an igloo with bricks entirely made of cocaine. When I was 16 I was getting hammered off a beer or two…clearly this is a good example of girls being more mature at the same age.

I have to applaud her two boob jobs though. Let it be a reminder to you ladies out there…no matter how much money you have, your societal value is determined solely by the size of your breasts. Sorry, no disputing it, Social Scientist Callie Rogers wrote it in stone. Take it up with her. If you offer her a bump, she’ll probably change her findings to whatever you want.

UPDATE: This is the best photo I can find of her post-implant body, via a full interview with her (good read). Yay cleavage!

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