Today is one of those days in which it’s like, “Jesus, Internet, give me something to work with.” But after my work laptop was randomly stolen this morning (don’t worry, I didn’t own it) and reading about 100 Web sites in the past hour and finding nothing interesting, I have lost all faith in ye Internet Gods. So I’m going to post a video that’s about a month old, but guaranteed to make you laugh. This is Captain Kirk. And he is going to teach you how to properly kiss a lady.
It’s like being all the memories I have from childhood are rushing back! I would sit there with my jaw agape watching all the latest adventures, completely stunned at what I was seeing. All the crazy characters, such fantastical situations. Oh, I never watched Star Trek, I just mean this reminded me of my parents’ interactions. Some people say I love you with flowers, others with a stiff right cross. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
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Chris,
Sorry about the random act of laptop thievery that you were a victim of; but at least your sense of humour is still intact!
Aaaah yes, love is a many spendoured thing and is different for everybody. Kisses are no different!
I used to watch my parents do the stiff upper lip type of kissing. I think they may have learned it from watching Rhett Butler kiss Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind.
OMG..think of the years of therapy I might have gone through had I seen them "French Kiss"?
I think I feel a bit of nausea coming on…
P.S. You rock!
Thanks for recognizing how much I rock, Cat. And yeah, I think it's a little creepy when parents are way into making out in front of their kids. I'm all for having passion after decades in a relationship, but dry-humping your kids' mom in front of them tends to skew a bit creepy. Unless that's what gets the kids off, I guess.