I’ll never be able to own a real Lamborghini so what would be the next best thing? A Lamborghini bed, of course!!
The babes will totally dig it when I tell them to hop on for a little test drive. VROOM! VROOM! Baby!! Wait a sec… it’s $1,999? Damn, I can’t even afford the bed. Oh well, I can still do the VROOM! VROOM! part, only in my old regular bed. I mean, I do that anyway… Chicks eat that sh*t up.
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