Nothing can bring joy to my heart more than Japanese ads. Meanwhile, I hope in Japan some dude is watching that stupid This Is Our Country ad and going, “HAW HAW SILLY AMERICANS WHAT IS THAT TRUCK DOING!” Anyway here’s an ad for some crap that has Japanese Little Red Riding Hood dancing with furries with boobs and testicles.
That certainly makes them less adorable. It’s hard to scratch an animal under its little chin when it has beach ball-sized testes clanging around. I just feel bad for the animals…all balls and no wang. Makes it look like your genitals were attached like they were from a smaller version of Mr. Potato Head.
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