Some Web site has been running a contest in which users vote for Miley Cyrus’s number one fan. And the person in first place there truly personifies the Miley Cyrus fan that the liberal “don’t-beat-off-to-teen-pop-sensations” media doesn’t want you to see.
Oh Pedobear, you always get into such crazy adventures.
Is there any doubt at all that, if you look at everyone on Earth, the person with the most Miley Cyrus investment (i.e. pictures, video, time spent thinking about her) is some creepy over-40 guy who thinks that all her songs are being sung directly to him? And to be fair, Miley asks for it. Her song, “40 Year-Old Guys Are Super Cute and I Want Them to Stalk Me” left a lot of room for twisted interpretation.
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take a video of miley on youtube :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K92_eYVZaY
hit the “Statistics & Data” section,
and check the Audiences table :
Gender Age
Female 13-17
Female 18-24
Male 45-54
Miley Cyrus should work on this specific audience, like considering a remix of britney's "Baby One More Time" with slight shifts in the lyrics like in "your dryballness is killing me" for example.
MILEY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING STOPING HANNAH MONTANA I WOULD GO TO CORT IF I HAD TO SAVE HANNAH MONTANNA CALL ME AT897-7002
Ha that is an awesome observation, Textpadder. I'd like to see a survey of these 45-54 gentlemen. "Time spent watching: Enough to drain my old man balls."