Sacrilege, drugs, parental betrayal, this story has it all! An Ohio teen was arrested after his mom called the cops on him for making a “marijuana cigarette” out of a Bible page. Fun!
Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.
The Erie County sheriff deputy’s report said the teenager’s mother called authorities at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday and asked deputies to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101 in Margaretta Township, the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported Monday.
The mother told deputies she had seen her son smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.
The report said the woman told deputies the boy “was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible.”
Well, that seems like a very functional household. Don’t get me wrong, if the kid’s smoking weed, whatever, that’s not your fault. But to be lighting up Psalms in order to get a worthy high, you might have made a misstep somewhere as a mom. Or if it was the story of Job…seriously, hasn’t that guy been through enough?
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September 22, 2009
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More stories about Ohio. Did you know there was a storie about a firefighter who saved a litter of kittens from a burning building in Ohio? Sure, I probably just made that up, but I’m certain that is better news than this.
September 22, 2009
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worked as a prison guard for several years, quite a common practice there