Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking

In spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable!

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A California man was arrested on suspicion of stalking after he allegedly used his airplane to violate a restraining order by buzzing a neighborhood, police said Thursday.

In recent weeks, Concord, California, police were investigating an incident in which leaflets were dropped over a residential neighborhood, possibly by a low-flying airplane, police said in a statement.

“The leaflets referenced a specific person and contained defamatory language and racial slurs. As the investigation has progressed, it appears that the motivation behind this situation is a failed domestic relationship,” the statement read.

The investigation led to the identification of a possible suspect, a 51-year-old licensed pilot. Concord police served the man with a restraining order on Wednesday, the statement said.

Sounds more like antiganda to me! *looks around for approval* Oh. Oh that wasn’t good. Right.

Women really get men to do crazy things, but I really have to wonder how good a woman is in her, um, relationship duties that a man would release leaflets from a plane after he couldn’t have her. I’ve been with some talented ladies in my time, but at most I’ve considered sending the girl’s family a birthday cake with the text “Congratulations! …on raising such a fine whore of a daughter!”

…it was a big cake.

[CNN]

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