Am I obscenely late on this video or ahead of the curve on it? I have no clue, but if you haven’t seen this video entitled Ask Propecia the Crack Hoe, a (skit?) segment, you need to see it IMMEDIATELY.

I want Propecia to be my life coach. Seriously, there is nothing worse in life than asking someone for advice and having them be all wishy washy like, “oh, I don’t know, I suppose you could do X Y or Z, but that raises a lot of issues with blah blah.” Sometimes you just need to get a reality check. And if I had known crack had these powers of self-actualization, I would have smoked it for that purpose years ago. Instead of for why I actually smoked crack, involving wanting to make an accurate representation of Bobby Brown for my New Edition tribute band. Method acting can only take you so far.