Puppy vs baby is a win for dogs everywhere

I’m so sick of babies/little kids and their egomaniacal attitudes. “Ooh look at me, I crap myself and have people clean up after me, look how cute I am as I do completely dickish things to everyone around me.” So good for the fashionably-dressed puppy in this video who sticks it to some baby who started beefing with him.

You know who really needs to be applauded? The parents here. No reason to stop your brand new puppy from biting your baby or stop your baby from kicking her puppy in the face. Teaching lessons is hard. It’s much easier to film it and upload it for the world to see, then let your dog eventually maul your child when it gets bigger while you cry to TV cameras and go, “I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN!” Much easier. You can’t really drink a beer or watch The Price Is Right while you’re properly raising an animal or a child. I can’t help but wonder why Dr. Spock didn’t make that sacrifice a bit more clear in his parenting books.

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