So if you started out in porn, did cameos in real movies and TV shows, then ended up advertising boner pills while dressed as an alligator, it’s still positive movement right? Or is the alligator/boner pills combo somehow worse off than emptying your vas deferens on coked up girls with Nerf ball boobs? You decide!!!
No offense to the wonderful people at Bigralis whom I’m sure do a lot for the arts of boner sciences, but it seems to me that taking the advice of an alligator about what to do with my genitals seems like a bad idea. “Just put it on the back of my tongue,” said The Bigralis Alligator. If I listen to him, I’m leaving this scenario with my manhood damaged whether he bites it off or not. Oh that’s not a real alligator? Sorry I got so confused because of the high production values of that video. Ron Jeremy does these impersonations, you’d swear he was the real alligator. Bonus points go to whomever gets the italicized reference.
[Adrants, thanks Howard for the tip!]
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Ron is f*cking gross. The thought of him naked makes my puke alittle in my mouth. Having a big d*ck is a nice feature- but it does NOT make him sexy in no way, shape or form. He looks like a french pedifile that lives in the van down by the river.
Selling Male Enhancement Pills in a Gator Costume, is that what has happened to the man who once famously sucked his own C*ock in an pornographic Film? How About getting men to wear Penis Extension devices in that same ridiculous suits? Or does that violate some decency laws in that state. The man has fallen far from grace, at least imo. And I doubt people would have as much need for Male Enhancements if they performed jelqing exercises or used a non-surgical way to increase the blood flow, which is the usual suspect in Erectile Dysfunction (ED). Some of the Best Penis Extension devices have offered results or money back guarantees, certainly a better option that a placebo pill.