The caption on this bizarre clip of a Russian’s kid show says: “Детская теле-передача Поднимает настроение, улучшает аппетит!” That is so true! Anyway, I’m not sure what’s going on here, but it doesn’t seem like something kids should be taught on TV.

Then again, maybe this video does have some helpful teachings. It’s teaching the kids how to take in smoke and teaching the girls that, hey, sometimes you can take a foreign substance in the face without asking too many questions. Certain girls who may or not be my girlfriend could have stood to have this show on a loop on her TV as a child.