I adore the show True Blood, though I find emulating its support of blood drinking to be both costly, messy, and not very satisfying. So someone, presumably for my benefit, decided to crop together a sitcom version of True Blood called “At Merlotte’s” and it’s pretty accurate.

I would like this. Why not extend the brand a bit further beyond the usual shows? Take some third tier character from the dramas and give them a sitcom. Or a fake reality show. Like you wouldn’t want to watch a reality show with some asshole vampire who was on the show for a minute looking for love. It’d have less dead bodies than Megan Wants A Millionaire, too.